tuesday, december 20, 2005

Bozos in the snow

[video] Some people should not be allowed to use tow ropes.

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friday, december 16, 2005

Men are just happier people

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

• Our last name stays put.
  
• The garage is all ours.
  
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  
• Chocolate is just another snack.
  
• We can be President.
  
• We can never be pregnant.
  
• We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  
• We can wear no shirt to a water park.
  
• Car mechanics tell us the truth.
  
• The world is our urinal.
  
• We never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  
• We don't have to stop and think about which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  
• Same work, more pay.
  
• Wrinkles add character.
  
• Wedding dress: $5000. Tux rental: $100.
  
• People never stare at your chest when they're talking to you.
  
• The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
  
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
  
• One mood all the time.
  
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  
• We can open all your own jars.
  
• We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  
• If someone forgets to invite me, he or she can still be my friend.
  
• Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  
• We almost never have strap problems in public.
  
• We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
  
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  
• We only have to shave our face and neck.
  
• We can play with toys all our life.
  
• Our belly usually hides our big hips.
  
• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
  
• We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look.
  
• We can "do" our nails with a pocket knife.
  
• We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache or a beard.
  
• We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

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monday, december 12, 2005

Blonde Antelope

[video] Natural selection at work.

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friday, december 09, 2005

Redneck Christmas

Ugh.

3:24 pm | Comments (0)

Use for an old PC

A DellBQ?

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