I’ve always enjoyed a good, dry, clean joke. My wife thinks I have a warped sense of humor, and she’s wrong most infrequently.
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wednesday, august 09, 2006
Knife fight
Always be wary of someone who brings a spoon to a knife fight. That means they're either crazy or really good at killing people with spoons, both of which you usually want to avoid.
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Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"
1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?
So you've decided to get yourself a human being. In doing so, you've joined the millions of other cats who have acquired these strange and often frustrating creatures. There will be any number of times, during the course of your association with humans, when you will wonder why you have bothered to grace them with your presence.
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